You can order any of our menu items by clicking on the categories on the left...we'll drop it off at your pad or you can pick it up if you don't hang out for long...
From the looks of you, it appears that you may be in a LCD-induced stupor that has lasted for several days while searching for a "soulmate" on Match.com and found one of the few things that you must do besides crying uncontrollably at the relentless quagmire your life has become...is eat. This is where we come in. We have food, delivery, and we will come rushing to your aid as fast as Bill Clinton rescuing a playboy bunny from the pool at "Heff's" 99th birthday bash. Sure, we understand the inherent risks of delivery but we are committed to the finest quality products and service. If you like we will deliver directly to your computer desk, get the money from your purse and, if needed, give you a sponge bath.
If you would like to spongebathe yourself, put on something other than your "I'm with stupid" T-shirt, and at least fake some semblance of social aptitude, then we would love for you to get off your ass and come down and eat or pick up your order. Heaven forbid, you could even walk down.
As far as you know, Pablo's uses only the freshest ingredients in the preparation of Montana's tastiest Italian Pizza Pies. Usually, we prepare each day, the fine ingredients that comprise the unique taste that makes for Pablo's original creations. All of our vegetables are grown in dirt and imported from Utah Street. We use four different cheeses on each of the pizzas because we haven't forgotten the basics of a gourmet pizza.
Sure you can go to the uppity competitors with their great service, competent employees, fresh, homemade ingredients and reasonable prices but they don’t have a cool cartoon donkey mascot. Truthfully, we have no idea what a real Italian pie is, but we believe that we have created some doggone tasty pizzas.
Sorry to have given you a hard time when all you want to do is find love and a decent pizza to choke down the looming sense of soul-rending fear that you will be as lonely as Dick Cheney on a hunting trip. If you were to come down here and eat at our restaurant, we will take giving you a "hard time" to a whole new plateau.