Delivery Hours 12pm-9pm...Every day except Sunday
Specialty Pies, Sub Sandwiches, Calzones, Deep-Fried Calzones, Pablo's Pasta Bowls, Pizza Dipperz, Kiddo Pizzas and Pizza Tacos
Ok, here's the deal. The Pizzas come in one size...12". Not enough? Tough!!! Order more. Scroll down the page for the selection. We do have a selection of two different crusts. If you need to choose different crusts or different size pizzas, we encourage you to visit our specialty selection page located at www.why don't ya buy a frozen pizza .com...
We forgot to take pictures of the Sub Sandwiches so use your imagination. They are an 8" long chunk of Focaccia bread cut in half served with tortilla chips. Hey, they have better flavor than say...a kick in the head.
The Calzones are pictured above. They pretty much look all the same, kinda like...republicans. More than enough by themselves for a meal for even the biggest eater. No, that was not a crack at your considerable girth though we might recommend a salad for ya. Though you may decide to leave our warning unheeded and choose the artery-clogging goodness of the Deep-Fried Calzones.
Pablo's Pasta Bowls mark our little venture into the ever lucrative carbohydrate market. Try any of our pies spread on a bed of cheese tortellini and baked to a golden brown.
Pizza Tacos?? Yeah, I know but I have no shame...You are absolutely right. We are striking at the very essence of Italianity (new word) and stuffing any of our pizzas in two 8" taco shells grilled in life-giving olive oil and served on a bed of lettuce...
Not done yet, Pizza Dipperz are pizza bites that come with our special ranch dipping sauce (Don't like ranch? Yeah, we actually could care less. Maybe you can rifle through your fridge and find that pack of McDonald's Fry Sauce that you have been refusing to throw away for the last several years because a situation of this magnitude may arise)...These dipperz may actually be ample enough to obstruct that opening in your face that really never seems to close..
One more thing...Kiddo Pizzas round off the menu. Several Pizzas are available in 8" thin crust just perfect for the smaller appetite. Back off Gramma!! I said "Kid Pizza" not "Senior Pizza" Our delivery driver will be on the look out for shifty transactions...
Click on the pizza icons below to access your little piece of heaven. You'll be able to choose between the tacos, pasta, pizza, calzones, kiddo pizzas and dipperz in each section.
We forgot to take pictures of the Sub Sandwiches so use your imagination. They are an 8" long chunk of Focaccia bread cut in half served with tortilla chips. Hey, they have better flavor than say...a kick in the head.
The Calzones are pictured above. They pretty much look all the same, kinda like...republicans. More than enough by themselves for a meal for even the biggest eater. No, that was not a crack at your considerable girth though we might recommend a salad for ya. Though you may decide to leave our warning unheeded and choose the artery-clogging goodness of the Deep-Fried Calzones.
Pablo's Pasta Bowls mark our little venture into the ever lucrative carbohydrate market. Try any of our pies spread on a bed of cheese tortellini and baked to a golden brown.
Pizza Tacos?? Yeah, I know but I have no shame...You are absolutely right. We are striking at the very essence of Italianity (new word) and stuffing any of our pizzas in two 8" taco shells grilled in life-giving olive oil and served on a bed of lettuce...
Not done yet, Pizza Dipperz are pizza bites that come with our special ranch dipping sauce (Don't like ranch? Yeah, we actually could care less. Maybe you can rifle through your fridge and find that pack of McDonald's Fry Sauce that you have been refusing to throw away for the last several years because a situation of this magnitude may arise)...These dipperz may actually be ample enough to obstruct that opening in your face that really never seems to close..
One more thing...Kiddo Pizzas round off the menu. Several Pizzas are available in 8" thin crust just perfect for the smaller appetite. Back off Gramma!! I said "Kid Pizza" not "Senior Pizza" Our delivery driver will be on the look out for shifty transactions...
Click on the pizza icons below to access your little piece of heaven. You'll be able to choose between the tacos, pasta, pizza, calzones, kiddo pizzas and dipperz in each section.